Hi, I’m Annie. I see you staring – have I introduced you to my belly? I haven’t? So rude of me, I do apologize. This is my belly. I call it “Torpedo Belly.” It currently houses an approximately 3.5-4 pound 18 inch baby. Yes, yes I know it takes up a lot of space – and is possibly invading yours. Am I due any second? No, not quite. I have two months of baking left to do. I see your eyes grow wide – I know you’re thinking I can’t possibly grow larger in the next two months. Have you seen my husband? He’s a giant. Better yet – you should see pictures of me as a newborn. All 8 lbs. 11 oz. of me. Oh, excuse me, my belly just moved. The beast child inside wants to shake hands, or perhaps show off its karate moves. I do apologize for the awkward introduction. Well, it was nice chatting. Have a good one! Oh, and don’t stare too long at the waddle away. I’m part duck.